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Thailand’s health ministry warned size-obsessed men on Friday to avoid trying to enlarge their penises with liquid injections, saying it could cause deformities.
The warning followed media reports that male teenagers in central Thailand had rushed to have their penises injected with olive oil or other liquids.
“Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,” Chatri Banchuin, chief of the Department of Medical Services, said after his office issued the public warning.
“By the time they know what actually happened, it is too late,” he told Reuters. The practice of injecting liquids — everything from paraffin to lubricant gel — has gone on for decades, surgeons say, but their patients are getting younger.
“More and more patients are school age boys, not men in their 30s or 40s like in the past,” said urologist Wachira Kochawkarn of Bangkok’s Ramathibodi Hospital.
Is it just us or are doctor's in Thailand super intelligent? Who would have thought that injecting your penis with olive oil was risky? The question that we would like to pose to the world is , WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO INJECT ANYTHING INTO YOUR PENIS?
God bless.
Thailand’s health ministry warned size-obsessed men on Friday to avoid trying to enlarge their penises with liquid injections, saying it could cause deformities.
The warning followed media reports that male teenagers in central Thailand had rushed to have their penises injected with olive oil or other liquids.
“Injecting olive oil or any liquid into penises is extremely risky,” Chatri Banchuin, chief of the Department of Medical Services, said after his office issued the public warning.
“By the time they know what actually happened, it is too late,” he told Reuters. The practice of injecting liquids — everything from paraffin to lubricant gel — has gone on for decades, surgeons say, but their patients are getting younger.
“More and more patients are school age boys, not men in their 30s or 40s like in the past,” said urologist Wachira Kochawkarn of Bangkok’s Ramathibodi Hospital.
Is it just us or are doctor's in Thailand super intelligent? Who would have thought that injecting your penis with olive oil was risky? The question that we would like to pose to the world is , WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO INJECT ANYTHING INTO YOUR PENIS?
God bless.
posted by adrock at
10:22 AM
3 Comments:
I've injected my penis with several things and it's always worked for me. It's just sexy and women really dig it.
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Anonymous, at 11:26 AM
We feel that as an independent organism, you can do what you want, except when it comes to injecting things into your penis.
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adrock, at 2:08 PM
I used to inject stuff into my penis but not any more.
And by "inject stuff into my penis," I mean "pay taxes."
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Anonymous, at 3:17 PM
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