Pimpin' Ain't Easy
We all have to do different jobs to make money, for instance, we make money by kicking ass. However, apparently the children in Isreal have become fed up with civil unrest, and decided to become entreprenuers themselves. Apparently, when kids today get bored of playing such classic games as baseball or tag, they turn to the world's most classic profession. See below.
A 14-year-old Israeli was arrested by police on suspicion of working as a pimp, Israeli newspapers reported Thursday.
"Instead of playing ball with his friends, he discovered there was lot of money to be made in the sex industry," the daily Maariv reported.
According to the newspaper, the adolescent allegedly employed two teenagers, age 17 and 19, to sell favors to Palestinian workers. In the beginning, he split the profits with the girls, but later began pocketing the entire amount.
The teen was apprehended Tuesday and faced a judge in a Jerusalem court, a police spokesman told AFP. "The investigation is continuing," the official said. "We are looking to see if other people may be involved."
The two girls were averaging five customers per day and collecting 50 to 100 shekels (10 to 20 euros).
The juvenile's attorney, Reouven Bar Haim, disputed the charges. "He saved the eldest girl. She had been itinerant for five years, long before he met her," the lawyer said in court.
Isn't that a touching story. He saved her by making her have sex with men for money, and then he kept the money. So he really saved her by forcing her to have sex with strangers for nothing. Why can't more pre-teens be so caring?
A 14-year-old Israeli was arrested by police on suspicion of working as a pimp, Israeli newspapers reported Thursday.
"Instead of playing ball with his friends, he discovered there was lot of money to be made in the sex industry," the daily Maariv reported.
According to the newspaper, the adolescent allegedly employed two teenagers, age 17 and 19, to sell favors to Palestinian workers. In the beginning, he split the profits with the girls, but later began pocketing the entire amount.
The teen was apprehended Tuesday and faced a judge in a Jerusalem court, a police spokesman told AFP. "The investigation is continuing," the official said. "We are looking to see if other people may be involved."
The two girls were averaging five customers per day and collecting 50 to 100 shekels (10 to 20 euros).
The juvenile's attorney, Reouven Bar Haim, disputed the charges. "He saved the eldest girl. She had been itinerant for five years, long before he met her," the lawyer said in court.
Isn't that a touching story. He saved her by making her have sex with men for money, and then he kept the money. So he really saved her by forcing her to have sex with strangers for nothing. Why can't more pre-teens be so caring?
posted by adrock at
11:36 AM
3 Comments:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is it 50/100 shekels per trick or their average take per day?
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Anonymous, at 3:25 PM
The kid's Jewish - what do you expect?
By
Anonymous, at 1:24 AM
Dear funny guy,
Fencing With Archers does not believe in perpetuating stereotypes, and feel that it is a mere coincidence that the pimpin' kid was jewish. The only stereotype that we perpetuate is that white people are the devil. God Bless.
By
adrock, at 3:21 PM
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