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Michael Jackson wants to move to Berlin because he has fallen in love with the city, his father Joe told Germany's Bild newspaper Thursday.
The mass-circulation paper and several German dailies said the U.S. pop star, who dangled his baby from the railing of a fourth-floor hotel window on a 2002 visit, was fond of Berlin's zoo, the beauty of nearby Potsdam and supportive European fans.
"Michael Jackson is going to become a Berliner!" Bild wrote on top of its front page. "His father is already looking for a house. The King of Pop wants to move to Berlin -- his father tells Bild in an interview."
Joe Jackson told a news conference in Berlin Wednesday he planned to celebrate his 76th birthday in the German capital on Friday with several of his children and 1,000 fans. He said he hoped Michael would come but was uncertain if he would attend.
Last month a court in Santa Maria, California, acquitted the 46-year-old pop star of child sex abuse charges that had threatened to destroy his career. Jackson then went to the Gulf Arab country of Bahrain on a private visit to relax.
Another German newspaper, Die Welt, quoted an adviser named Shawn Andrews as saying Jackson definitely wanted to move to Europe because he felt he was being poorly treated at home and that he was also suffering from the after-effects of his trial.
"Michael wants to move to Europe," Andrews said. "He is positive about that. He feels at home in Berlin.
"No one in Germany ever let him down during the trial," he said. "Michael himself can't explain why he's fallen so deeply in love with Berlin."
So not only do Germans love David Hasslehoff, but they apparently love Michael Jackson. We can see why, especially since we Americans make him stand trial for sexual misconduct with a minor, to which our system got him acquitted. If it were not for "beyond a reasonable doubt", would Michael not be in prison right now? Oh well.
Michael Jackson wants to move to Berlin because he has fallen in love with the city, his father Joe told Germany's Bild newspaper Thursday.
The mass-circulation paper and several German dailies said the U.S. pop star, who dangled his baby from the railing of a fourth-floor hotel window on a 2002 visit, was fond of Berlin's zoo, the beauty of nearby Potsdam and supportive European fans.
"Michael Jackson is going to become a Berliner!" Bild wrote on top of its front page. "His father is already looking for a house. The King of Pop wants to move to Berlin -- his father tells Bild in an interview."
Joe Jackson told a news conference in Berlin Wednesday he planned to celebrate his 76th birthday in the German capital on Friday with several of his children and 1,000 fans. He said he hoped Michael would come but was uncertain if he would attend.
Last month a court in Santa Maria, California, acquitted the 46-year-old pop star of child sex abuse charges that had threatened to destroy his career. Jackson then went to the Gulf Arab country of Bahrain on a private visit to relax.
Another German newspaper, Die Welt, quoted an adviser named Shawn Andrews as saying Jackson definitely wanted to move to Europe because he felt he was being poorly treated at home and that he was also suffering from the after-effects of his trial.
"Michael wants to move to Europe," Andrews said. "He is positive about that. He feels at home in Berlin.
"No one in Germany ever let him down during the trial," he said. "Michael himself can't explain why he's fallen so deeply in love with Berlin."
So not only do Germans love David Hasslehoff, but they apparently love Michael Jackson. We can see why, especially since we Americans make him stand trial for sexual misconduct with a minor, to which our system got him acquitted. If it were not for "beyond a reasonable doubt", would Michael not be in prison right now? Oh well.
posted by adrock at
4:22 PM
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i hear he can fuk little boys in berlin too. so it's win-win for us americans; mj leaves and he gets to do what he likes in a foreign country. unfortunatly, it means he will be analy raping children in berlin, which is win-lose (the lose part is mj can dump a load in any thirteen year old's ass who doesnt even know mj beyond the last "revolution" flop).
now, a lose-lose situation, well, that would be berlin burns in a nuclear inferno as mj gives a kid a reach around as he pumps his ass with his black and white speckled dick, as his fake nose falls off during a triumph of distatesful climax for both companies as the clensing nuclear winds peel off the last surviving layer of mj's bleached skin. wait. that's more lose-win, where we lose berlin, but win the death of a child rapist we affectionatly call "the king of pop."
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adrock, at 12:53 PM
I think people who post anonymously are pussies.
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Anonymous, at 1:01 PM
I think anonymous and elvis are pussies. Elvis said "pussies."
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