Party Like it's 199-I Just Got Acquitted of Molestation!

You know when one of our minions sent us the picture that we posted yesterday, we wondered where one could acquire a shirt like that? Maybe at this event:

Michael Jackson’s family plans to throw a party at a casino this weekend to thank the singer’s most loyal fans for their allegiance during his 14-week trial, a casino spokeswoman said. It was not immediately known if the singer — who has not appeared in public since being acquitted Monday of child molestation charges — would be at the party.

“We don’t know who will perform. We’re just told the Jackson family is putting together an event for fans they have selected,” Frances Snyder, a spokeswoman for Chumash Casino, told the Los Angeles Times in Friday’s editions.

The family expected to choose a group of people Friday to receive invitations for a bash Saturday night at the casino in Santa Ynez, the newspaper reported.

Members of Jackson’s family, including his father, Joe, have been staying at the casino hotel in recent weeks. The casino is near Jackson’s Neverland ranch.

Maybe they will be putting shirts in people's grab bags as they leave. It's our understanding that you get a T-shirt, a copy of Jermaine's album, and piece of the Elephant Man's bones.

Anyways, come to Fries on the Side this Sunday for the world premiere of Fencing With Archers as we are playing at the show. Click on the link to the right for details.