Fencing With Archers

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

WOW!

Um, yeah.

An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman in the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who would impregnate her with the son of the Anti-Christ if she did not pay them.

The man, a cabaret singer, and his girlfriend took the money from their victim over four years by selling her pills at 3,000 euros each that they said would abort the Anti-Christ's son.

Police uncovered the fraud after the 47-year-old woman's family became concerned when they discovered she had spent all her savings, local news agencies AGI and ANSA reported.

Will everyone please send us money otherwise we will come over to your house and impregnate you with the Anti, blah, blah, blah. You just read it, so you can see where we are going with this.

4 Comments:

  • Where do you guys find this shit?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 AM  

  • Dear shane e,

    We are not just a cover band, we scour the globe doing investigative reporting, and we do chicks.

    By Blogger adrock, at 3:27 PM  

  • I like penis. That is all.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:46 PM  

  • Oh, I didn't know you guys were a band at all. Congratulations on that. I think bands are sexy.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:00 PM  

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