Room for Rent

Fencing With Archers is currently looking for a roommate, and we have posted various ads on various rental sites. Well, needless to say, we have gotten a lot of responses, but there was one that really jumped out at us, and we wanted your opinion. We are really high on this person, but we just wanted to run by our minions before we say yes.

--- mia Williams wrote:
Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2005 10:54:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: mia Williams
Subject: am INTRESTED
To: Fencing With Archers

Hello Owner,
My Name is MIA WILLIAMS, am from (CA) and have been living there my whole life,my mum and dad are both from there,i live in San Jose City in my childhood life and later moved to Morgan Hill.. A m a model by occupation and i mostly model cloths another things like
shoes and more,i have been modeling ever since i was 16 years but that was localy but now i model all over the state and sometimes move out of the country to model too.

i am curectly in west africa ,nigeria to be precise ,and am there for my contract,modeling for issey mistake,is just a month contract,but i wont love to go back to my sister house when geting back to the state cus she is about preparing to get married to her husband ,so cus of this i will like to have my own room.

i registered for roommate and i saw you advertising your room, that there is vacant there,i will love to know i f the room can be given to me cus i will love to come there directly to stay when
coming back to the state.

About the payment that is not aproblem I will order my last boss who i modeled for when i was in the state send you a cashier's check of last payment which he is owing me so that
the room can be kept for me.

I will be glad if you can also pls send me some of the pix of the room to my email box mia_williams10@yahoo.com also ,you can also send me email there. I will be so glad to rent you room and ,am sure you will be so glad to have someone like me cus i am a very kool and easy going person,am looking forward for your reply.

THANKS

YOURS SINCERELY

MIA.


Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2005 12:27:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: Fencing With Archers
Subject: URGENTLY
To: mia Williams mia_williams10@yahoo.com

Dear Mia:

Thank you for responding to our ad. Let us first say, HOLY SHIT, A FUCKING MODEL! We would love to see anything that you have done, especially since we are such massive fans of issey mistake. If you move in, you will have to put on a fashion show for us, and show us all our your looks.

In regards to the room, we can't just give it to you. You have to rent the room for a specific amount of money, and we would prefer that it come from you and not from your last employer, because for all we know you're last job was in porn, and we don't work with porn directors, since we left the biz.

Also, if we do offer you the room, you really need to work on your grammar because your e-mail almost reads psychotic. I mean, seriously, "Kool"? What the hell is that? Cool is spelled with a C, not a K. Oh yeah, and how can you currently be in Nigeria, when you start off your e-mail saying that you have been in San Jose your whole life? I think if you clear up these questions, we could think about letting you come in.

So more model looks, and less psychotic writing, and we should be a go.

Sincerely,

Fencing With Archers

p.s. You send us your pic, and we'll send you ours.